tripipusclaytisious

hors focale sur le but

rosemary, basil and bowling.

sharks : jets :: rosemary, basil and bowling : parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme

the german nightmare?

good advice

sunset beach

j man

you think he lives here?

off the wall

shalom.

the carl deitz story

ursus arctos

most bears have a lot of trouble drinking from a water fountain.

belgian bobsled team

listen to the spectrum

our modern understanding of light and color begins with isaac newton (1642-1726) and a series of experiments that he publishes in 1672. he is the first to understand the rainbow — he refracts white light with a prism, resolving it into its component colors: red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet (aka roy g. biv).

nomenclaturally damaged

dear mr. and mrs. pooley,

did you forget to bring the name book to the hospital? the two of you truly define 'clever.' great choice.

sincerely,
ak

p.s. - tell uli, tooly and stooly i say hello.

men without bodies

ah we can't dance if we want to, we can't leave your friends behind
cause your friends dance and if they dance
well they’re are no friends of mine
i say, we can't go where we want to, a place where they will never find
and we can act like we come from out of this world
leave the real one far behind,
but we can't dance

easter puppies

i suppose every dog does have its day.

brandon walsh saved me today, twice.

d: i puked my guts out.
b: from these little bottles?
d: it wasn't the alcohol, man.

i roll

volvo, latin for "i roll", was born on april 14th, 1927 when the first car "jakob" left the factory in gothenburg, sweden.

blinded by the light

oh, some hazard from harvard was skunked on beer playin' backyard bombardier
yes and scotland yard was trying hard, they sent a dude with a calling card,
he said, do what you like, but don't do it here
well I jumped up, turnedaround, spit in the air, fell on the ground
asked him which was the way back home
he said take a right at the light, keep goin' straight until night, and then boy, you're on your own

marty

"you'll be whistling 'zip-a-dee doo-dah' out of you're assholes! i gotta be crazy! i'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. praise marty moose! holy shit!"

405 at 605

first day of work had me styling five year olds' hair and being told i am wetting their hair incorrectly. i am trying to get it wet. it is wet. so what am i doing wrong?

shimano

toyota grad prix of long beach

never actually thought i would ever attend such an event.

in the raw

beautiful day for a light bike ride. i ate some toast then broke for the sunshine. a light tail wind on my way down the pch.an hour and a half later i am in laguna beach, thirty miles south of long beach. i decided to turn around and head back. about five minutes later the wind started to really to pick up, right in my face. extremely hard to pedal. no money, no food, miserable. i came up with the idea of the century, free sugar (in the raw) at starbucks. i quickly downed about ten packets and was feeling great. within twenty minutes i felt sick and miserable"r." genious to jackass in under a half hour. four hours later i am home.

310º f

although electricity was invented in the late 1800s, the first electric toaster was not made available to the public until 1926 when charles strite's toastmaster was available to the public.

my best friends are stiles and boof

stare directly into the "eyes" for a few seconds and a nose will appear. seriously (click on it to enlarge the photo and it will be more succesful).

vesuvius?

either vesuvius is active again and i made a quick trip to italy this morning or i never left the apartment and my albino mouse has one red eye.

mikey hoola

actually photographed in 2001, this image was just created today. mr michael seda at loyola college being attacked by a hoola hoop.

h h h

fat man sitting on a little stool
takes the money from my hand while his eyes take a walk all over you
hands me the ticket smiles and whispers good luck
cuddle up angel cuddle up my little dove
we'll ride down baby into this tunnel of love

2nd street pastels contest

eats flies. dates a pig. hollywood star.
(i had a better photo for today, but i really want to use this caption, and it would not have made much sense with the other photo as it was not of kermit)

bangle

all the old paintings on the tombs
they do the sand dance don’t you know
if they move too quick (oh whey oh)
they’re falling down like a domino
all the bazaar men by the nile
they got the money on a bet
gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
they snap their teeth on your cigarette
foreign types with the hookah pipes say
ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
walk like an egyptian